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Thursday, November 4, 2010

The A-List Apocalypse is Upon Us

Brace yourselves, darling.

Gawker has good news for unemployable homosexuals!

"The company that produces Logo's abominable "gay housewives" show The A-List is branching out to other cities. Watch out, Dallas and Los Angeles, producers are on the hunt for your vapid queens.

True Entertainment, the company that's also responsible for Bravo's Real Housewives of Atlanta, will be holding casting calls in both Dallas and LA, we hear, as it looks for gorgeous, vacant, and vindictive homosexuals to appear in versions of The A-List in those cities. Whether or not the spin-offs actually air probably depends on the quality of the cast."

Queens, ask yourself the following questions. Am I obsessed with status and social position even though I enjoy neither? Do I consider the people I've slept with "achievements?" Are the restaurants I frequent so exclusive that I'm the only person in them? Do I spend weeks planning parties attend by a half-dozen people and then get into a fight with three of them? Do I frequently find myself naked in front of groups of people I don't know very well?

If you answered yes to any of these questions AND you're unemployed (although the latter is pretty much assumed if the former is true), then you best slap on your Daisy Dukes, stick out your thumb, and hitch a ride to Dallas and L.A., darling. The world is ready to make you a star.

Who didn't see this coming? What's going to make these spinoffs even more jaw-dropping in their awfulness is the fact that anyone who tries out for this show (because that's the very definition of A-List, auditioning for a cable reality show), is doing so knowing how bad the original queens are coming off. That's some primo famewhoring and we're not sure if even we have the constitution to withstand exposure to it. Stay tuned.

[Photo Credit: logotv.com]

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