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Not even sure what chick on the left is doing? Just when you think the outfit can't get any worse, He thinks shes wearing those sketchers make your ass less fat shoes. Chick on the right is she really wearing purple socks to match her shirt? Come on, not necessary. Back to the chick on the left, because really from the hair on down, He is not sure there has been a worse dressed person on FbyHe in quite some time.
There is really nothing better then this helmet eye-wear mask thingy to fight crime with. Doesn't every good super hero costume start with over the top face mask? Anyone walking down the street in one of these not fighting crime, needs to be put under arrest by the ArmHe.
Rarely does He ever not like something from Planet Blue, but with their recent upload of these new knit booties, He has a real problem. These are without question one of the most unattractive pairs of shoes for winter, of course, nothing is worse then UGGS.
He is the first one to tell you, He likes skinny girls. Not hating on anyone right now, but there is skinny and then there is skinny. Girls must eat. Fact. No one wants bones, its not attractive. The model is hot, don't get He wrong, she would look amazing as He's arm candy, but not before this girl went to McDonald's for about 2 weeks straight.
Not sure that anyone is gonna make green tights look good, but with that flower dress and flat shoes, no chance! Yuck, Yuck, Yuck.
For a mere $4,500 you can now dress and live among the lions of the world and go completely unnoticed. He can almost promise that there is going to be someone in NYC that wears this freaking thing down the street, or better yet they will wear a knock off version and look twice as ridiculous.
With animal print, mostly leopard print running wild on the world. He thought it would be a good time to make sure you aren't wearing this style and making yourself look like a jungle cat. Right off the bat, excessive leopard print is not a good thing. Head to toe, not good. You do not want to be compared to the actual animal as they are typically larger then a person, it is not a good comparison. This is especially true for the larger members of the ArmHe. Leopard print to be considered He Approved should be done with just an accent of an outfit. Heels, vests, scarves are great ways to add in the leopard trend to your outfit without going animal overboard. Remember less is more, better too little then too much.
Not sure if this is a DIY project or if the woman paid someone else to bleach her jeans. But either way someone went overboard. Not a He Approved look.
Ugh, it makes He nauseous to even post these underwear from diesel, but it really had to be done. Unless He is missing something here, a guy wearing these is telling the person behind him, that He is their master tonight? Still with me? He isn't a gay hater, just wasn't exactly sure what diesel was trying to say with these.
He has shown you Booty Pop but He just recently stumbled across a new website that actually blew He's mind out of the water. Never in He's life could He have imaged that a website selling millions of different butt pads, bra pads, ass bras and a million of other products to fool men would exist. Yes He knows padded bras and push up bras are nothing knew, but us Men, we have figured those tricks out for the most part. When know when your faking it. But some of the contraptions, He found on this website are wow. If you pulled this sh*t with He, you would be back on the streets so fast, you wouldn't know what kinda car He tossed you outta. If for any reason you see a need to find more information on this weird ass sh*t, you can talk to bubbles over at bubbles bodywear, He would not tell her He sent you.
Umm yea, He would suggest not copying this look in any way. Pants should never be tucked into heels like this. Who buys shoes like this?
Not sure if you have started to notice people wearing feather earrings or these foxtails recently? Obviously its not as drastic as wearing a full fox on your shoulder, but still He isn't digging the look. In no way is He supported by PETA, so lets just make that clear from the beginning. He is a man, therefore He a meat eater. But to think for a second that having a fox tail hang off your belt, or a feather as an earring is a good thing, well sweetheart, you got it all wrong. Unless you are f*cking Davey Crocket, and you killed this animal yourself, please refrain from wearing tails of any kind as fashion accessories.
By so hot right now, He means not hot at all. Why would you need a 3/4 length pair of gloves? probably no one, they dont look good, they dont keep your hands warm, and probably would get caught on everything. Another Early Afternoon Fail.
After last weeks rant about Flat Boots, He thought He would also make it clear that flat over the knee boots are also extremely bad. Over the knee boots are suppose to have a certain level of sexiness to them. Aka the hoooker shoe for a reason. Not sure when but at some point someone cut off the heel and thought this was still a good look. Well they and you are wrong. An over the knee boot without a heel, is like something else thats equally as unsexy and unnattractive. |  |
He-lloween Rules
1) No Facepaint - He is not going near any chick with sh*t all over her face.
2) Only sexy girls should dress sexy. If you don't have the body for a tiny outfit, then please for the love of halloween, wear clothing, cover yourself up accordingly. It is not sexy if you are not sexy to begin with.
3) Guys don't care about creativity.
4) Heels are still required.
P.S. Click Read More to See an ArmHe Picture...He was asked if this was a He Approved costume. He's answer: F*ck no, these are not He approved, Hell there are gonna give He nightmares. See rule 6 - no masks, very unsexy. Sorry ladies, but He isn't digging these costumes at all. Halloween is suppose to be sexy not scarey.
Well He thinks He found either Man Gaga or Bruno. Hard to tell but either way, in black spandex leggings and platforms shoes, this guy turned a few heads. We all know how those high shoes worked out for Gaga. Got to tell you thought, He isn't a bad person, well sometimes He is, but He wanted nothing more out of the day then to knock this guy over. Is that wrong? The guy made He laugh just watching him walk, but if He had pushed him over, pretty sure that would have been funny for about a thousand more people. Oh well, maybe next time.
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