The High Heeled Bandits...Hide Your Kids!

Two suspects are at large after beating a pair of women with the heel of a shoe, NBCDFW.com reports. The women were followed home after a fight at a Dallas nightclub and one was attacked so violently that it will likely result in permanent disfigurement. Meanwhile, residents do say they still feel safe. -HuffingtonPost

See and you always tell He that flats are cool and comfortable, well f*ck you. Don't wear heels and you might not have the weapon you'll need to fight off these Heel Bandits. Don't Say He didnt warn you, just another reason to slip on the high heels.
-He

Sarah Palin Gets The New Yorker Treatment

Couldn't happen to a nicer person. (Courtesy of The Huffington Post)

GIBSON: What insight into Russian actions, particularly in the last couple of weeks, does the proximity of the state give you?

PALIN: They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.