Final Weekend Open Thread With Glitter And Chuckles

Glitter and Chuckles want to know what was big this week and want to tell you that no matter what you thought of Snob's two week vacation you love them. For reals. You enjoyed them babysitting the site for her. You love them. They swear, you do. You are going to miss seeing their beautiful selves every day when you wake up looking all "Touch My Body" and "We Belong Together." You're going to miss it!

"Admit it," Glitter shouts, "ADMIT IT, YOU LOVE ME!!!!! I mean US. You love US!"

SING IT, GLITTER!

"Who you wanna see when the page loads up! Then you click on our pictures, you can't get enough! You love my half-shirts and my booty short-shorts! Nick's abs are fire! We and-Black-Snob-Readers BELONG TOO-GEEEETHEEEEER!"

Open Thread: Can a 10-year-old Be A Trendsetter Or When Are You Too Old To Wear A Half Top?

Topic starters: The Wall Street Journal's fashion blog thinks little Malia Obama could be junior fashionista, but can you be that at ten when your mom is still picking out the majority of your clothes? And how can one that young set trends when they don't work for Disney?

Or, Glitter is obsessed with half-tops, mini skirts and short-shorts and Glitter still has a flat stomach (kinda), so, no big if she wants to wear them, but ... when are you "too old" for the half top? I know Mimi thinks she's forever young, but that's not really how aging works.

Open Thread: Your Dream Inaugural Dress for Michelle or Nick and Mariah's Tattoos

Starter topic: Name a designer or post a link to a picture of your dream dress for Michelle Obama come the night of the Inaugural ball OR discuss whether or not Nick and Mariah will ever come to regret those tattoos they got, especially Nick, since his is HUGE and across his back like Glitter McSparkles used a giant labeler to claim him as hers and hers alone.

Open Thread: Shoes You'd Wish Michelle Would Wear Or Is Nick Cannon Sexy?

Starter Topics: A lot of hubbub was made over the designer shiny red leather pumps Sarah Palin rocked on the stump and I have to admit, The Snob had shoe envy. I have terrible, no good wide, flat feet and short, stubby toes. My ex once told me I had "Flintstone feet." They're not that bad, but I could never wear those shoes. But Michelle Obama could wear some fly shoes.

Throughout the campaign she was almost always stuck in a pair of flats and I wondered, if it's OK for Cindy McCain to rock the stilettos and tower over her inflexible hubby, why can't Michelle? Does she hate the three inch heel? Would it make her too Amazonian? Yet I desire for Tyra Banks or Kimora or Condoleezza Rice to sneak Shelly O. a pair of banging pumps. Michelle doesn't need to be Imelda Marcos or anything, but I just want to see her in heels. Here is my fantasy shoe collection, none of which I can afford or wear.

What kind of shoes would you like to see Michelle in?

PS. If you see a pair of shoes you're curious about, just ask and I'll tell you the brand and where I found them.

Or, riddle me this ...

Do you find this man attractive? The verdict is still out on Chuckles, husband of Glitter, for The Snob. What about you?

Open Thread: Civil Rights In the Obama Administration OR Does This Look Like A Woman Who Wants To Push Out A Baby?

Starter Topic: The Rev. Al Sharpton is pushing for President-Elect Barack Obama to pick an Attorney General who will address police brutality issues. How will activists like Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, as well as groups like the Urban League and the NAACP adjust to an Obama Administration? Will new groups and leaders rise? If so, who do you think will benefit in the Obama Era?

Or ... Does this look like a woman who wants to have kids?

Glitter swears she wants to have kids, but Glitter also has a paranoia about being fat or unattractive. She once had a meltdown while working on a film where she had to be unattractive. She could handle wearing cornrows, but couldn't adjust to being ordinary looking and wearing next-to-no make-up. Almost every magazine cover Glitter does is airbrushed to hell and back.

Plus, Glitter has a body that WANTS to be fat. I mean, remember when she was a twig, then one day, she ate a sandwich and became a thicky-thick girl? Mind you, I think Glitter is actually hot from the neck down (and sometimes from the face up). She looks better with the extra 20 lbs and the boob job. But being 38 there's no guarantee she'll just bounce back like Sexiest Woman in the History of the Known Universe -- Halle Berry. Getting knocked up carries a ton of risks to her boob-tummy-ass-thigh region. So will Glitter actually have Chuckles big head babies? Or does Glitter just want to continue to play house with her funny hubby?

Weekend Open Thread: Glitter and Chuckles Hope You're Having A Good Weekend!

Glitter and Chuckles were too busy staring into each others eyes all week that they missed the big stories in the news. What was the BIG STORY this week, folks? What's hot in the streets? Glitter and Chuckles must know!

Open Thread: Is there A New Black Identity Post-Obama or Glitter N' Chuckles No Nookie Before The Ring Too Much Information?

Starter Topics: How do you think Barack Obama, Michelle and their family will affect black conscious and identity in America? And are there any unforeseen downsides to such a high profile, ideal black family?

Or, Glitter recently told the UK's Mirror that she made Chuckles wait for the nookie until they got hitched.

From The Mirror:

Mariah Carey clearly knows how to test a man’s resolve – just ask new husband Nick Cannon.

The singer has confessed that she kept the rap star waiting until they were married before, well, you know…they got down to the intimate side of their relationship.

But Mariah says hanging on for that two months from when they met in February to when they tied the knot in the Bahamas in April was well worth it.

She adds: “It’s not that we had NO intimacy, we just didn’t have complete intimacy. It’s just me, and my feelings.

“I definitely don’t want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is.”

As the couple celebrate their six-month anniversary, the US star has declared she has never been happier.

My question is ... TMI! Is this too much information? I don't like to think about Glitter and Chuckles doing it. It takes my mind to weird fantasy fiction places involving trashy Disney Princess costumes and bedazzled sex toys and I just don't ... I don't wanna go there. TMI!

Open Thread: How Will Obama's Presidency Affect the Media Or Are You Hatin' On Glitter and Chuckles?

Starter topics: FOX News for eight years has benefited from a close relationship with a more than friendly White House. Keith Olbermann's crescendo is directly related to George W. Bush's decrescendo. Every comic who makes fun of the news has lived fat off the Bush Administration. But Obama is about as far from Bush as one can get. What is going to happen to the media economy Bush created? What is Keith going to rail against every night? Will Bill O'Reilly have to learn to be civil? Is Rupert Murdock trying to kiss up to Obama in the same way he kissed up to Tony Blair when Blair came to power in the UK? What will be the joke du jour for Jon Stewart? Inquiring minds want to know. What do you think will happen?

Or, do you love Glitter and Chuckles or do you hate them? Do you look forward to whatever picture will be here every morning of my hiatus fortnight or do you find some schadenfreude or do you just hate them and focus on the alternate topic starter question? Do you wish them well? Do you think they'll crash n' burn in a matter of months? Are you already picturing their future children?

For the record, I find them HILARIOUS, which is why they are torturing you for my hiatus period, but some may feel otherwise. Speak your mind if you are so inclined.