Snuggle Up Next to Snooki...

After bashing JWOWW a few times here and here, He though it was time to spread some of that joy around to other members of the Jersey Shore Cast. He likes the Jersey Shore, its a funny show, and god bless these people for trying to suck every last dollar out of the world before they end up on VH1's The Surreal Life, but come on, are Snooki Slippers really necessary? You cannot possibly tell He that people are buying this crap, are they? He hopes not.
-He

One of the Coolest He Posts Ever...

He wishes He could take credit for this but He can't. But He is also man enough to realize a great thing when He sees it. Opening Ceremony and Disney collaborated on some pieces to celebrate the release of Tron. Shoes are available in black, yellow, blue and orange and ALL are awesome!
-He

Revolve Clothing Makes He Sick...

He is the first one to tell you, He likes skinny girls. Not hating on anyone right now, but there is skinny and then there is skinny. Girls must eat. Fact. No one wants bones, its not attractive. The model is hot, don't get He wrong, she would look amazing as He's arm candy, but not before this girl went to McDonald's for about 2 weeks straight.

As He has said before, if you pick a good looking model your clothing will look better. If you pick an ugly model, well your clothing will look like shit. Someone over at Revolve Clothing made a HUGE error in selecting this girl to be featured on their site. Not sure what the ArmHe thinks but how can you imagine how an outfit is going to look like on you, when you visually see it on a 75lb body?
-He

P.S. Revolve might want to consider a Re-Shoot. He is available to help select a more qualified model. Fashionbyhe@gmail.com

Let He Cut Your Clothing Up...or Not!

What is better then buying clothing preripped? How about buying clothing with no tears in it at all! Not sure what exactly Adam Andrascik thinks is going on here, guess congrats you are finally important enough to make it onto Fashion by He, but this isn't exactly a good write up. (any press is good press) He is all for showing some skin, but these outfits are much like the bad cut out dresses He has written about before. There is good skin and bad skin. These would without question be under the bad side. Not in the least bit attractive and as expect NOT He Approved.
-He

Welcome to the Jungle...Says the Head

For a mere $4,500 you can now dress and live among the lions of the world and go completely unnoticed. He can almost promise that there is going to be someone in NYC that wears this freaking thing down the street, or better yet they will wear a knock off version and look twice as ridiculous.
-He

Protect Your Heels...But Look Stupid!

"These simple but effective stiletto protectors are designed to slip onto your heels before venturing outside, in order to fend off tears and scratches caused by sidewalk cracks, stairs and escalators."

Heels are like a car, they are gonna get worn, scratched, used and abused. But there is no reason to look stupid while driving or wearing them. We don't drive expensive cars around with boat bumpers tied to the side, we drive the car, and if something happens well then you're fucked. Same goes with heels. Let He tell you something, if He saw a girl in 5" heels with a stiletto protector on them (or heel dice), she would no longer be He Approved and He might be forced to kick dirt onto her shoes. Just saying.
-He

Fashion by He Needs Help!

He got some viruses on He's computer this week, so He lost all of He's book marked pages for posts He wanted to do this week. Pretty much He is asking you to search the internet and send in tips and ideas for topics until He can get back in full force blogging. The ArmHe is strong, He believes that with your help we will stay as the #1 Fashion Blog from a Guys POV in the World.
-He

Tee-Knees Starts Children Way to Young!

Nothing like teaching your little girl that wearing knee pads is okay. Is it just He, or does anyone else think this is completely inappropriate. As a guy, if He ever has a daughter, not only will she be locked up in a room until shes 25, and not allowed anywhere near guys, but if you think as an early infant, He is gonna put this girl into knee pads you've got to be crazy. Hey little, here are some knee pads, way to prepare your daughter for a life of being on her knees. F*ck this sh*t, gets get bumps, they get bruises, He is really sick of all this children protection crap. He grew up just fine, never wore knee pads, or wrist guards. Ya got hurt, it healed and life moved on. Parents need to get over themselves. (Thanks to Libby for the Tip)
-He

Tonight You are He's Master...But Not a Dude!

Ugh, it makes He nauseous to even post these underwear from diesel, but it really had to be done. Unless He is missing something here, a guy wearing these is telling the person behind him, that He is their master tonight? Still with me? He isn't a gay hater, just wasn't exactly sure what diesel was trying to say with these.
-He

Bubbles Bodywear...What in the World Are You Selling?

He has shown you Booty Pop but He just recently stumbled across a new website that actually blew He's mind out of the water. Never in He's life could He have imaged that a website selling millions of different butt pads, bra pads, ass bras and a million of other products to fool men would exist. Yes He knows padded bras and push up bras are nothing knew, but us Men, we have figured those tricks out for the most part. When know when your faking it. But some of the contraptions, He found on this website are wow. If you pulled this sh*t with He, you would be back on the streets so fast, you wouldn't know what kinda car He tossed you outta. If for any reason you see a need to find more information on this weird ass sh*t, you can talk to bubbles over at bubbles bodywear, He would not tell her He sent you.
-He

FINALLY - ArmHe Winner Gives He Some Love

Nice to see an ArmHe Giveaway winner truely appreciating the win. If you remember almost a year ago He did a giveaway for a hair iron, well, Dani was the winner and shows He some love in this video. Kinda sweet, take notes ladies, if you win, He likes to see you with the prize.
-He

P.S. He's computer has a virus, so blogging and tweeting and all that stuff is difficult to do. Hope to have FbyHe back to full force by tomorrow.

The High Heeled Bandits...Hide Your Kids!

Two suspects are at large after beating a pair of women with the heel of a shoe, NBCDFW.com reports. The women were followed home after a fight at a Dallas nightclub and one was attacked so violently that it will likely result in permanent disfigurement. Meanwhile, residents do say they still feel safe. -HuffingtonPost

See and you always tell He that flats are cool and comfortable, well f*ck you. Don't wear heels and you might not have the weapon you'll need to fight off these Heel Bandits. Don't Say He didnt warn you, just another reason to slip on the high heels.
-He

Who the F*ck Would Buy These?

He can only hope no humans were hurt in the making of these shoes, because that hair looks pretty f*cking freaky. Unfortunately this is not a Halloween joke, these are actual shoes that are actually for sale. It is a sad state of affairs. (pic shopbop)
-He

Come Meet He's New Favotite Artist...NSFW

There are different levels of nakedness. We have seen the Boob T-Shirt and the Hairy Vagina Underwear, but in this new segment we bring everything together. Meet Nicole Tran Ba Vang, which sounds french for banging by vang, well maybe its just He with the sick mind. He should probably warn you that if you click "Read More" you will see more pictures that are NSFW.
-He

P.S. It's Tess' Birthday Today, from the little black list, so make sure you go stop by her blog and wish her a happy birthday. As a Suprise present from He, let's all sign up to follow her as a gift!

He Finds Things...So You Don't Have To...

"Rah Rah,
ah ah ah ah,
roma,
roma ma,
ga ga,
ooh la la."

Found these Lady Gaga T-shirts and figured all your ladies out there would probably like them. It's just He doing a little giving back.
-He

Two Video Posts Tody...WTF is this?

How has this not been blogged about by anyone else? Well, that's probably why you come to Fashion by He, you just don't get this sh*t anywhere else. Not sure who the hell this Patrick Mohr guy is, which probably mean he isn't very good. When you dress your models to look like 150 year old ugly ass men, no one is looking at your clothes Patrick. Not sure what you were thinking with this one, did you have a game plan, or was this a planned f*ck up?
(Thanks to Matt W for the Video)
-He

It's a Race for the Collection...

All clothes in the video are taken from the new Kitsuné Spring-Summer 2011 collection: "Reporter".

Thought this was a pretty cool and unique way to show off a collection. Enjoy?
-He

Introducing the Ugliest Dress Ever...

Opening Ceremony is a He graceland. They have everything you would ever need to get featured on the bad side of FbyHe.

innovative brit christopher kane continues to awaken the versace versus name with his white-hot creativity, consistently building silhouettes and color stories that exude luxury, architecture, and invention. the angularity and slight androgyny of each piece gives the line a tough-but-sexy aesthetic that is undeniably kane-ish but also right at home at the house of versace.

Well if that isn't a load of bulsh*t then He doesn't know what is. Maybe OC linked the wrong dress because He sees non of that description in that dress.
-He

In Case Your RedBull Wings Fail You!

Umm Right. Happy Halloween? Nothing like a pair of boob wings to get the party started.
-He

Jimmy Choo...You are the ENEMY!

He has never had a problem with Jimmy Choo, hell He has even featured him as a Shoe of the Week before. But this latest stunt JC pulled is an act of war against the ArmHe. Winter is coming and the weather is getting colder again, which means the ARMHE will again take to the streets to continue the WAR ON UGGS. JC must be a pretty smart guy, he has made some good heels before, but what f*cking crack was he smoking when he designed and partnered with UGGS? Deos he not know that the ArmHe is gonna sh*t on him like a ton of bricks? The ArmHE is not to be f*cked with Mr. Choo. We have ruined designers before, and guess what, Jimmy Choo has just been named public enemy #2, right behind UGG. Goodluck on the battlefield, pretty sure you ugly ass UGGS aren't gonna f*cking help you win this war. Yea you might think you look cute in your f*cking sparkle shoes, but the ArmHe will hunt you down and burn the very UGGS you wear. Yea, He's fucking pissed, you turned your back on us, Choo, and the ArmHe does not forget!
-He