Fat Like Me: Oprah Is Big Again (And Not In the Manner She Prefers)

I wonder why she had to announce it? She's on TV everyday. You can see that she's gained the weight back. Wait. She has a magazine to sell. Never mind. (Read her story here.)

That said, as a person who also struggles with weight and diet, I feel for Oprah. (All that rich just won't buy her thin!) This also reminded me of one of my internal conflicts in regards to weight and the black woman. Obesity is a huge problem in the black community. One of the most common stereotypes of black women are that we are loud, unladylike, rude and horribly fat. Even though most people judge me by my intellect and charm, with me not being a size zero there is always a voice in the back of my head telling me not to lose weight because of my health or because I'll feel better, but because I don't want to be the stereotype.

Once again, everything about blackness is woefully political. Even my fat cells. Very, very annoying. I try to remind myself that I'm already refuting a stereotype by existing. I don't need to be a size two to drive the point home. But the psychology of being black in America and dealing with negative images often means you spend a lot of time fighting the ignorance clogging up your own head.

That, and the public has issues with fat people to begin with, so it's pretty easy to develop a complex and about ten or twelve eating disorders.

Michelle On The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Pictures

In other news, a big fundraiser happened over the weekend featuring Barack and Michelle Obama, along with Oprah Winfrey, her BFF Gayle King and other top dollar dignitaries. I will work to find more pictures. Must. Know. What. Michelle. Wore!

Courtesy of The Associated Press and The Chicago Sun-Times

Maddow Advances; Oprah, Sick of Self?

Dan Abrams out. Rachel Maddow in. Lord, MSNBC. Why did that take so long? Abrams gave it the old college try and was sometimes not half bad, but every now and then he actually made me miss Joe Scarborough and that's not a good thing.

Sayeth The Huffington Post:

Just in time for the closing rush of the presidential election, MSNBC is shaking up its prime-time programming lineup, removing the long-time host -- and one-time general manager of the network -- Dan Abrams from his 9 p.m. program and replacing him with Rachel Maddow, who has emerged as a favored political commentator for the all-news cable channel.

The moves, which were confirmed by MSNBC executives Tuesday, are expected to be finalized by Wednesday, with Mr. Abrams's last program on Thursday. After MSNBC's extensive coverage of the two political conventions during the next two weeks, Ms. Maddow will begin her program on Sept. 8.

MSNBC is highlighting the date, 9/8/08, connecting it to the start of the Olympics on 8/8/08, as a way to signal what the network's president, Phil Griffin, said "will be the final leg of the political race this year." He added, "We making that Rachel's debut."

Mr. Abrams, who is well liked at MSNBC, is expected to remain at both that network and at NBC News, where he is the chief legal correspondent. He will also serve as an anchor during some of MSNBC's daytime coverage, as well as a substitute host on NBC's "Today" show, Mr. Griffin said.

Maddow is smart, funny and representing herself (and her peeps) nicely. And someone finally convinced her to wear "some" lipstick. I realize lipstick is a superficial thing and Maddow isn't that sort of woman, but this is TV. Even the dudes wear make up. It's part of the uniform. As long as it's subtle and they don't try to doll her up like Dolly Parton she should be cool.

Rock on you crazy liberal.

Also, The New York Post is reporting that the Big "O" -- Oprah Winfrey, not Barack Obama -- is considering stopping her narcissistic reign as the sole cover model of her O Magazine.

But Oprah's peeps are denying any such thing:

Oprah Winfrey is super-busy, so it's no surprise she'd want to delegate her more tedious duties. One source said, "Oprah has told the editors at O magazine she's tired of being on the cover every month. It's a pain. It takes a lot of time and energy and she's sick of it. She's given them six months to figure out what to do without her." Meanwhile, the magazine's newsstand sales are down 17 percent from last year and circulation is down 1.7 percent. A rep for the monthly said, "Oprah Winfrey has appeared on the cover of O . . . since its launch in 2000, and she will continue to do so. In fact, shoots for three upcoming covers will take place in early September."

Her ego is still that huge. She wants, needs to be on the cover, so stop hating if she's so flipping rich she can put herself on the cover of her own mag and sell self-help and diet tips to the world.